Shohei dealing on the mound against the Giants while we're paying him $700 million to also be our best hitter is the kind of cheat code that makes you wonder if the rest of baseball should just file a formal complaint with the league office. Shohei Ohtani dominates in a complete-game shutout, scattering five hits while striking out nine to outduel Robbie Ray and blank the Giants 4-0. The Dodgers offense provides early support with a three-run third inning, giving Ohtani all the cushion he needs to cruise through nine efficient frames.